Don't be deceived by their bra size.

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             written by Dosunmu Omolade

    It was actually during the yelutide that i paid a visit to the famous 'ogunpa' market located in the ancient city of Ibadan.
As expected,everywhere was bustling with different categories of people. Some who came to buy, some who came to cut prices of things to the bone without even buying, annoying to sellers into the process who then takes to abusing the buyer and worst category, those who came to steal. I managed to find my way through to a shop where I would find the last and final thing on my list..... A BRA SHOP...                                                      
°Nice, sexy and attractive bras were on display ranging from various colours to sizes. "Sisi mi, which one you want? "Was the first question  that greeted me upon entry into the shop. I was carried away by the rainbow colours of the bras but I managed to say what I wanted. Do you have a full lace bra? I asked facing down. To my uttermost surprise, the woman's facial expression  was totally expression less.                                         
°Wetin you this fine sisi go use lace bra do?  You no be 21St century sisi o.Na push up wey dey hot your mates dey wear. The one wey go make man head scatter. I just stood there looking as the woman was displaying her use of pidgin trying to persuade me to get the push up. °Push up bras are meant to only deceive as they only push the tiny little mustard seed and give it the appearance of water melon! A man divorced his wife after he realised that she has been deceiving him with push up bras.                                              
°I stood my ground that day and she gave me the lace bra she has in stock. I paid and left but I felt her eyes following me. She couldn't stop wondering why I chose not to be deceived, well I have a nice ones and am contented with it so why deceiving the innocent brothers??

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